A little happy for your Monday!
What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner. Colette (1873-1954)
Monday, April 28, 2008
Friday, April 25, 2008
Friday, April 18, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS
Recently, my so-called friends diagnosed me with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:
- I decide to water my plants.
- As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
- As I start toward the faucet, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
- I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
- I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
- So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
- But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
- I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
- My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
- I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
- The Coke is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
- As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need water.
- I put the Coke on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
- I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
- I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Some one left it on the kitchen table.
- I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
- I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
- So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
- Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
- the car isn't washed
- the bills aren't paid
- there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
- the flowers don't have enough water,
- there is still only 1 check in my check book,
- I can't find the remote,
- I can't find my glasses,
- and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor. Forward this blog to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I've emailed it to.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Thursday, April 3, 2008
New Church
I don't usually post these kinds of things, but this is too important for Christians not to know! Please watch! Please pray!
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