Random Fowl Stuff

These are really random ... but I like 'em!

Chicken Head Tracking


Parrot Pets Cat


Smartest Bird Ever



And at last … a Fowl Joke
(which could have gone with Ralph's Sermon Sunday)
A young man named David Kay received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. David tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing Robbie's choir music, playing recordings of Ralph's sermons, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally David was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. David shook the parrot and the parrot got even angrier and more rude. David in desperation, threw up his hands and grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly there was total quiet, not a peep was heard. Fearing that he had hurt the parrot, David quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's outstretched arm and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions." "I am sincerely remorseful for any inappropriate transgressions." "I fully intend to do everything I can do to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior". David was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. He was about to ask the parrot why he had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, but the bird continued... "May I ask what the turkey did?"