Things To Ponder Today

1. A day without sunshine is like ... night.


2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.


3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.


5. He who laughs last thinks slowest.


6. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.


7. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


8. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?


9. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


10. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?


11. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'


12. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.